I JUST GOT PRESCRIBED A DRUG FOR REPETITIVE SCREAMING!!!!!!

AWESOME!!!!



i am loling my face off

*(i wasn't prescribed the drug FOR repetitive screaming, it just happens to be a drug which treats repetitive screaming)

Oh, also, today, a nice little old black man I didn't know kissed me in the parking lot behind Spanky's.


I texted this to Mark immediately after it happened. He asked how this happened. I said it was a long story, but the guy had a cool hat. Mark's response was something along the lines of, "You should have told me earlier; I would have bought more hats."

I grinned like an idiot while I was walking towards South Building. Like, around people. As if I had a brain problem.


But yeah, it's a long story.

OH YEAH, so like, tomorrow, when they turn on that machine that will turn the world into a giant black hole, what will you be doing BEFORE you die by black hole?

lol i love perpetuating the idea of scary things which are either impossible or extremely unlikely.

Bonus, though: I wouldn't have to take my Latin test on Friday.

So I sent Dell an e-mail where I basically threatened them with a loss of about $100,000 worth of business.

They're sending me a new computer.

yeeeep.

I LIED! While something/one fucked with my Facebook account (general Facebook security?), it's MY HEATSINK! I think. Maybe.
I wrote a really long e-mail to Dell about it, because actually explaining technical problems to technical support in technical terms IN REAL TIME is just -- oh my god it's horrible. So I basically wrote what might as well have been a manifesto based on my complete lack of faith in ear-to-ear or IM-to-IM conversation with an actual person with issues as important as my fucked up gfx.

ANYWAY. This is absolutely essential, and if for some absurd reason you don't want to listen to 4 minutes and 42 seconds of pure gold, here are my favorite parts:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=183521&title=john-mccain-chooses-a-running

0:46 - 1:06 -- Why Sarah Palin?
1:39 - 2:27 -- I want to ruin the punchline so bad but basically this is one of my favorite Daily Show moments EVER.
2:27 - 2:52 -- What is are to be VP?
Samantha Bee has the last part of the segment -- and if you have a vagina and love your vagina, I suggest you watch this.

OH, OH... you know those Sham-WOW commercials? Homeboy says Olympic divers use them.

DID YOU SEE AN OLYMPIAN USE A SHAMWOW??