Jan. 13th, 2009

  • 12:32 PM
LOL NOSEZORZ
um yeah so i have to like sprint across cameron ave. to get between my 2:00 and 3:30 classes. i'm not sure it's possible. we'll find out. maybe not today, depending on how my phil/ed professor feels about letting us out early.

ehhhhhhh i hate campus sometimes.

i think it has something to do with (what i perceive to be) a majority of the student population -- who still seem like they're stuck in high school and never ever coming out. it's frustrating. i hoped it wouldn't feel like this by my senior year. sometimes i wonder if northwood just wasn't cliquey enough, because as much as i hate to admit it, i kind of miss it. i find that the people i like most in college are the ones who are initially quiet, the ones who are really genuinely here to learn and are really interested in what they're learning, the ones who don't walk into a room on the first day of class and have twelve people say "OH HEY!!!!!!"


... I miss being one of the smart kids.

Sep. 9th, 2008

  • 1:08 AM
super serial
I would say you could find absolutely anything with Google -- it's just that the one thing I've ever really needed to find, I couldn't, and can't.

Why I keep looking, I have no idea.

Aug. 27th, 2008

  • 1:29 PM
LOL NOSEZORZ
This is a building at the southwestern edge of Durham.

If and when you have referred to this building, what have you called it?

I shit you not

  • Aug. 20th, 2008 at 5:19 PM
LOL NOSEZORZ
Um, OKAY. Remember the Michael Peterson case, that writer in Raleigh who killed his wife like, seven years ago?

"Larry Pollard says he believes an owl, possibly mistaking Kathleen Peterson as prey, could have attacked the 120-pound, 47-year-old as she walked from her swimming pool to her kitchen on that warm December night in 2001."

Apparently, someone found a feather.

“Now, at first when you hear that, it sounds ridiculous, except when you look at the wounds, when you look at the fact that these birds are in our neighborhood and that they have been there for years and years and years," he said. "That they have this kind of characteristics of their talons that they do this kind of damage."


Source: WRAL

Aug. 19th, 2008

  • 9:59 PM
LOL NOSEZORZ
OH, OH... you know those Sham-WOW commercials? Homeboy says Olympic divers use them.

DID YOU SEE AN OLYMPIAN USE A SHAMWOW??

Jul. 26th, 2008

  • 8:30 PM
so fucking cool
Man, I hate Tom Cruise. I feel like I'm constantly getting new reasons to hate him.

Why did Katie Holmes marry him, and why did he get like, the most adorable child ever? And why HIM to bring the word "glib" back into regular conversation? Who is he to help people out with the SATs??

HE BELIEVES IN FUCKING ALIENS INFESTING OUR BODIES. HE GOES ON OPRAH AND JUMPS ON COUCHES BECAUSE HE REJECTS THE MEDICATIONS THAT WOULD PROBABLY MAKE HIM A MORE ACCEPTABLE MEMBER OF SOCIETY.

There's some satanic shit going on here.


Also Bono. And Angelina Jolie. The former because he's irritating and wears sunglasses all the time, the latter because she's a homewrecker (that's right I said it), building an international pokemon army of children (also renaming ones who already have names they know and understand), and despite the fact she: a) married Billy-Bob Thornton, b) wore a vial of his blood around his neck, c) made out with her own brother, SHE IS A GODDESS. With huge boobs.

I'm happy that I'm younger than these people. I want to see them fall apart and get old. But history will remember them as wonderful.


I am not bitter. Particularly when considering celebrites.